Moving On

okay, hood may have been a dick, he may have been a pathological liar, he may have ruined my credit, he may have been a druggy, he may have ruined the Harry potter series for me, he may have picked up a hitch hiker who stole my plasma screen tv, he may have eaten the last piece of pie and not even put his plate in the dishwasher, he may have slipped ecstacy into my koolaid, he may have tried to poison me with arsinic, he may have had something to do with the 9/11 attacks, he may have pushed a new born baby puppy down the stairs, he may have lied on his ressamay, he may have stollen someones kid at birth and raised him thinking his name was Lagalass McTornado, he may have touched the stuff at cosi that says "Do Not Touch", he may have set my homepage as thekkk.com, he may have never paid his child support, he may have fed my neighbor to rapid wolverines, he may have littered, he may have peed on the carpet and blamed it on the dog, he may have crash landed an air plane into a hospital, he may have been terrible at photo-shop, he may have made holocaust jokes to my jewish relatives, he may have modeled his life after ke$ha, he may have shaved that kid in my science class's eyebrows off in his sleep, he may have said he was going to adopt that russian midget with no limbs but forgot to pick him up from the orphanage, and even may have attempted to stab me with some garden shears, but it's time for me to forgive and move on. You see, there's a little brain-damaged robin in all of us and we all have to learn to accept one another. It's christmas time, and because of that, here's a little treat for you all not in memory, but in celebration of my dearly departed friend Hood.

Hoods Throughout the Ages

The Scream (of hood)

"Riiiicoooooooo hood."

Hood-laham Lincoln

hood, circumnavigating the world with christopher columbus (and jesus)

The End.